i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them


"I know what you are."
“Say it. Out loud. Say it.”
“You’re an A-List celebrity on Kim kardashian: hollywood”

    me:listening to music
    them:what are you listening to?



i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you


"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.